Curse

Tyla · Oct 15, 2008, 10:59 PM // 22:59

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Originally Posted by Byron

I am always angered by the cowardice of the Suxons. But when I stand victorious on the field of battle, my foes fallen all around me, with some still screaming to their turtle gods for mercy, the rage stops. It stops... for at least a moment.

Guess they have a reputation for "turtling". See what I did there?

Rhamia Darigaz · Oct 15, 2008, 11:23 PM // 23:23

i do it because its the fastest way to max my survivor title

matsif · Oct 16, 2008, 01:20 AM // 01:20

well, cause its funny to anger people with cripshot...and then using throw dirt and lolling at sins and wammo's

also its easy balthy faction for zkeys for easy cash

and I need to make my imbagon better...

but mostly cause pissing of wammo's who think they're leet with mending/frenzy/healsig with cripshot, poison tip sig, and then [insert random bow attack here] while they use healsig under frenzy is hilarious. love noobs

X Cytherea X · Oct 16, 2008, 05:44 PM // 17:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byron

I am always angered by the cowardice of the Suxons. But when I stand victorious on the field of battle, my foes fallen all around me, with some still screaming to their turtle gods for mercy, the rage stops. It stops... for at least a moment.

For, I know that there are always more tree-loving turtle cannoning leaf wearing Suxons. My mission will never be complete, not until all their energy efficient aesthetically pleasing houses burn. Not until they are all dead.

I WILL NEVER STOP HUNTING

KURZICK HONOR!

that is some truly inspiring writing... nearly brought a tear to my eye... :')

credit · Oct 16, 2008, 06:11 PM // 18:11

Bring as many KD's as you could possibly fit onto a hammer bar and lineback someone (sins are always the funniest) the entire game.

Fun.

Byron · Oct 22, 2008, 06:02 PM // 18:02

Lo, how I have shattered the will of so many Suxons! Their fragile egos, softened by their nature-loving ways, are crushed beneath my metal boots! Silly Suxons, your turtle gods cannot save you from the wrath of the Kurzick Armada!

I laugh in triumph! But they, so proving how foolish they are, continue to invade my land. They bring their turtles, they bring their pointy leaf armor, and they bring their cowardice! Our rivers run red with the blood of their pathetic soldiers.

Ha Ha! They can continue this "invasion" if they wish, but their frail efforts prove nothing!

To you Suxons who may see this message, take heed: I, Byron Germanicus, self-appointed warchief of the Kurzick armada, will never stop fighting. YOU WILL ALL DIE BEFORE YOU DISGRACE THE GLORIOUS KURZICK LANDS!

KURZICK HONOR!

Bobby2 · Oct 23, 2008, 11:03 PM // 23:03

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Originally Posted by Byron

I, Byron Germanicus, self-appointed warchief of the Kurzick armada, will never stop fighting. YOU WILL ALL DIE BEFORE YOU DISGRACE THE GLORIOUS KURZICK LANDS!

KURZICK HONOR!

Today, me and my friends held several (victory) dance parties in your base.

Train your subjects, warchief.

Jeydra · Oct 24, 2008, 05:47 AM // 05:47

AB is fun if you have a good team, which means I play AB only when I have friends to play with. It's also the least stressful of PvP formats, so when I'm relaxing or recovering from some real-life drama it's the game I'm most likely to play.

Moonlit Azure · Oct 29, 2008, 01:29 AM // 01:29

You know... for the lulz...

payne · Oct 29, 2008, 06:32 PM // 18:32

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Originally Posted by Moonlit Azure

You know... for the lulz...

I do it for the lolz at bad players.....aaaaaaaaarrrrr the memories

Ic Zero · Oct 29, 2008, 07:12 PM // 19:12

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Originally Posted by credit

Bring as many KD's as you could possibly fit onto a hammer bar and lineback someone (sins are always the funniest) the entire game.

Fun.

second'ed

lord of all tyria · Oct 29, 2008, 07:34 PM // 19:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byron

Lo, how I have shattered the will of so many Suxons! Their fragile egos, softened by their nature-loving ways, are crushed beneath my metal boots! Silly Suxons, your turtle gods cannot save you from the wrath of the Kurzick Armada!

I laugh in triumph! But they, so proving how foolish they are, continue to invade my land. They bring their turtles, they bring their pointy leaf armor, and they bring their cowardice! Our rivers run red with the blood of their pathetic soldiers.

Ha Ha! They can continue this "invasion" if they wish, but their frail efforts prove nothing!

To you Suxons who may see this message, take heed: I, Byron Germanicus, self-appointed warchief of the Kurzick armada, will never stop fighting. YOU WILL ALL DIE BEFORE YOU DISGRACE THE GLORIOUS KURZICK LANDS!

KURZICK HONOR!

So much awesome.

moriz · Oct 30, 2008, 01:24 PM // 13:24

kurzicks are too emo to form an armada.

why luxons are better: they have less wait time for AB. that, and i already have 1983470357341782341 amber chunks that i can't get rid off.

Byron · Oct 30, 2008, 06:32 PM // 18:32

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Originally Posted by moriz

kurzicks are too emo to form an armada.

why luxons are better: they have less wait time for AB.

The Kurzick Armada is so mighty that not even the futuristic servers of Arenanet can handle all the requests for battle!

And your wait time is less because I killed all your Suxon friends. They have tasted the cold stone of my mighty hammer! HA HA HA! I'll see you in Cavalon, Suxon sympathizer, when we are smashing down your gates!

moriz · Oct 30, 2008, 06:37 PM // 18:37

"no opposing party joined"

"damnit moriz, stop killing them all!"

kekekekekke

Alleji · Oct 30, 2008, 06:43 PM // 18:43

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Originally Posted by Moonlit Azure

You know... for the lulz...

That.

In AB, I can play pretty much anything and kill shit with it. RA is too boring of a format.

newbie_of_doom · Nov 05, 2008, 09:28 PM // 21:28

I use AB to flame to flame many people. It sure is fun to laugh at people how bad they are. btw your whole pve-->pvp thing has nothing to do with AB because AB is like retarded and nothing like pvp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byron

The Kurzick Armada is so mighty that not even the futuristic servers of Arenanet can handle all the requests for battle!

And your wait time is less because I killed all your Suxon friends. They have tasted the cold stone of my mighty hammer! HA HA HA! I'll see you in Cavalon, Suxon sympathizer, when we are smashing down your gates!

I do mean people like him.

The Silenced Spets · Nov 06, 2008, 02:50 AM // 02:50

I just play it to test out builds and get some faction in the process.
HFFF is better imho.

Bobby2 · Nov 06, 2008, 03:39 AM // 03:39

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Originally Posted by newbie_of_doom

I use AB to flame to flame many people. It sure is fun to laugh at people how bad they are. btw your whole pve-->pvp thing has nothing to do with AB because AB is like retarded and nothing like pvp

Real life must be a drag.

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Originally Posted by newbie_of_doom

I do mean people like him.

Excuse him for having a good time. Especially when a match has already been decided halfway, characters like him do a good job of keeping the fun in an otherwise stale match.

btw Byron has the brawn to back up his words (maybe not the brains, he's Kurz after all).... 10 to 1 he's a better player than you are.

kazi_saki · Nov 11, 2008, 07:39 AM // 07:39

Us Luxons, we fight for freedom.
We believe that everyone should not be forced to be emo and wear eye shadow.
We believe that our men should not look like Princess Amidala (look @ Gunther).
We believe that our women should not make out with Rotwallows.

In this day and age, where violence and emo is everywhere, we must fight it. Support the Luxons, support freedom.

This is what we fight for.

Peace out